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Daria & Friends: Great Quotes
Daria: If you want to go, just make believe you're me. When you're
popular, all unpopular people look alike anyway.
Jane: [taking Daria's glasses and imitating her] Hi. I'm Daria. Go
to
hell. [taking glasses off] It won't work. My face is too expressive.
Daria: [looking at Jane's sketch book] These are really good. I
didn't know you studied life drawing.
Jane: Yeah. Last summer.
Daria: You're really bursting out of the picture plane here.
Jane: Yeah. That particular model was quite bursty. I think she had
her bursts done.
Jane: Those guys are looking at us...
Daria: Don't they know we're from two worlds: Regular and Popular?
Jane: The one in the green shirt is cute...[Daria looks at her]...In
a head-too-big-for-his-body kind of way....I hate you.
Boy 1: Hey....partying hard, or hardly partying?
Daria: Hardly interested.
Boy 2: So....where you girls been all our lives?
Daria: Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, we grew up
in
this room, and we thought we'd die here, alone. But now you've
arrived and our lives can truly begin.
Boy 2: She likes you!
Daria: What happened to Bobby Bighead?
Jane: I wasn't really interested.
Daria: Too bad. [takes a sock from Jane's shoulder] Is this yours?
Jane: OK, fine. He thought my head was a lollipop.
Daria: What happened to your fan club?
Quinn: They beat each other up. It was kind of.....what's that
saying....when stuff turns out funny? Moronic.
Jane: Ironic.
Daria: She was right the first time.
Upchuck: You ladies in need of a knight in shining armor?
Daria: Can we just take the armor and ditch the knight?
Upchuck: Hey, it's a package deal, Toots!
Quinn: No one told me about any tests.
Daria: Don't worry. It's a psychological test. you're automatically
exempt.
Quinn. Oh. All right.
Mrs. Manson: Very good, Quinn! Now Dara, let's see if you can make up
a story as vivid as your sister's.
Daria: It's Daria.
Mrs. Manson: I'm sorry, Daria. What do you see in the picture, Dara?
Daria: Um...a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the
plains.
Mrs. Manson: There aren't any ponies. It's two people.
Daria: Last I took one of these tests, they said they were clouds.
They said they could be anything I wanted.
Mrs. Manson: This is a different test, dear. In this test they're
people, and you tell me what they're discussing.
Daria: Oh. I see. Alright, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're
discussing a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the
plains.
Daria: Excuse me.
Tommy: You're kidding, right? You think I'm gonna talk to you? You,
maybe. Like, four hours into a kegger.
Jane: perhaps after I vomit on your shoes?
Daria: I don't want to talk to you.
Tommy: Yeah right, you said, "excuse me."
Daria: You're on my locker.
Tommy: Do you know who I am? Tommy Sherman?
Daria: I know the whole school is turning itself inside out because
of some egotistical football player. And I've seen you insult or
proposition just about everyone you've come across. So my guess is
that you're the football player guy. Congratulations, you must have
worked very hard to become such a colossal jerk so quickly.
Tommy: You know what Tommy Sherman is gonna do now? He's gonna go out
onto the football field and check out his new goalpost. He's gonna
read the plaque and think about all the people who admire him. But
you wouldn't know anything about that. You're on of those MISERY
CHICKS, always moping about what a cruel world it is, making a big
deal about it so people won't notice you're a loser.
Daria: Are you avoiding me?
Jane: Uh...not anymore?
Jane: You just made ten bucks off that poor girl's suffering.
Daria: Yeah. That was wrong.
Jane: Really. Next time...
Daria: Twenty.
Daria: It must be the berries.
Quinn: It couldn't have been the berries.
Daria: You're right. You ate the berries and YOU seem normal.
Quinn: No, not THOSE berries! The GLITTER BERRIES.
Daria: Huh?
Quinn: YOU know. THOSE glitter berries! The ones that fill your mouth
with glitter and beauty when you bite down on them! THOSE are the
ones that make you act WEIRD! I mean until you spread your shimmering
wings and fly away!
Jane: Let me get this straight. You, Jake, Helen, and Princess Grace
are going camping? Like, in the woods-camping?
Daria: I hope the raging envy you're feeling won't affect our
friendship.
Jane: I do envy you.
Daria: Then I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain, and you'll
have to be destroyed.
Jake: See that stream? That's our drinking water! See those berries?
That's our breakfast!
Daria: See that skeleton? That's our future.
Trent: So lets just walk in, and meet them head on. They're not going
to intimidate us.
Jane: No way. Hey, I think I left my inflight magazine back there.
Trent: We better go get it.
Helen: Quinn! What is that on your arm?
Quinn: Don't worry Mom, it's fake.
Daria: Awww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.
Quinn: Can I have $29.99 for a removable nose ring? No piercing
required!
Daria: Good idea. You don't need anymore holes in your head.
Daria: I've got a bump on my head, a bug bite on my arm, and a
sandwich on my ass.
Jane: And all in front of Trent.
Daria: I shouldn't have had that tea. 
Jane: You have to go? There's some trees over there!
Trent: What the matter Daria, you gotta pee?
Jesse: What's wrong?
Trent: It's Daria, she has to pee.
Jesse: You have to pee Daria? You can pee behind those trees. See
those trees? You can pee behind there!
Quinn: But we're in love and all the rules and regulations in the
world can't stop that!
Jake: In love???
Helen: With whom???
Quinn: His name is Cliff. Oh, no wait, it's Quint. I'm not positive
but I can find out at school.
Daria: So first she tells Quinn that she can fix her up for 6000
dollars.
Jane: Miss pert 'n pretty? What could she possibly need for 6 G's
other than a new personality?
Daria: Wait, there's more. Then she announces for 20 grand she can
fix me, which means she can make me look like Quinn.
Jane: He! What would you want to look like that loser for, she needs
6000 dollars worth of plastic surgery!
Dr.Shar: Come on, it'll be fun
Daria: I don't like fun.
Quinn: Please? You're the only person I can trust to do this! I can
tell by your eyes...
Ronny: Really?
Quinn: Yeah! They're so... sincere!
Ronny: Well...
Quinn: and your face, it's very... honest! You're so nice, and
dependable, and...
Ronny: Nice? Sincere? You're never gonna go out with me, are you?
Quinn: No.
Quinn: People are SO weird!
Daria: Some are weird. Some are just astonishingly self-centered and
deceitful.
Daria: Okay, you can drop the angel act.
Tricia: What do you mean?
Tad: Is it time to floss yet?
Daria: Raisins?
Tad: Raisins are nature's candy.
Daria: Then why do they have to cover them with chocolate to sell
them at the movies?
Tricia: Sugar is bad.
Tad: Sugar rots your teeth.
Tricia: Sugar makes you hyper.
Tad: Hitler ate sugar.
Brittany: If you think you're gonna take Kevin away from me, you're
wrong! Because he's my Kevin and you're, you're a....a brain!
Daria: You know Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation
about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.
Jane: Or is that FORMER boyfriend?
Brittany: Ooooo!
Jane: Maybe you could get a wind-up toy to distract him.
Daria: His wind-up toy's working with Upchuck
Claude: Oh! Look at you. So pouty, so waif-like. Could you remove
your glasses?
Daria: Could you remove your halter-top?
Claude: Pardon?
Daria: I can't take my glasses off. I need them to see scam artists.
Quinn: How will I hold my head up in the fashion club?
Daria: A traction pulley?
Jane: Do you know CPR, or something?
Daria: No, but I once gave Quinn the heimlich maneuver.
Jane: Did it work?
Daria: She wasn't choking.
Quinn: I think people who run over animals should get run over
themselves to see how they like it.
Daria: What about the unpopular animals?
Quinn: Unpopular animals don't count.
College Teacher: Daria, I know it's only the first week of freshman
year, but I wondered if you would consider transferring to the
graduate school.
Daria: I'm not really sure I'd want to be a professional student.
College Teacher: But I don't want you to study, I want you to teach.
Daria: Well...
College Teacher: Not here of course, on our Paris college.
Daria: Oh! Okay!
College Teacher: Super! Now I can use your dorm room to carry out
affairs with some of the more beautiful undergraduates! Thank you!
Daria: How come even in my fantasies everyone's a jerk?
Joey: Hey Quinn, can I carry your books?
Jeffy: Hey Quinn, can I carry your... pencil?
Jamie: Hey Quinn, can I carry your... uhhh... got anything else?
Quinn: A hair-scrunchy?
Daria: Careful! Don't hurt yourself with that scrunchy.
Brittany: Maybe I could help you with something.
Daria: Well, you could show me how to twirl hair 'round my little
finger and look vacant.
Lyrics to the Daria Theme Song
This is my stop
Got to get off
I might go pop
Excuse me, Excuse me
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I've got to be direct 
la la la
If I'm off, please correct
la la la
You're standing on my neck
la la la
You're standing on my neck
la la la
You're standing on my neck
la la la la la, la la la la la